Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle is the most pointless movie I have ever paid money to see... and, yes, I did see Showgirls in the cinema. Someone explain to me what the hell this movie is about-- because I have no clue. Here are my questions: * + Who is that "Leo" kid? * + Why is there unrealistic CGI fight scenes every 35 seconds? * + Who is Bruce Willis' character? * + Why did that guy from the X-Files suddenly switch sides? * + For a followup, why did Crispin Glover switch sides? * + Why is Drew Barrymore in Mexico? * - Why does Demi Moore play with her gun like she's never touched one before? * + When did Justin Theroux get jacked? Seriously, he's got some muscles. * + Why does Bernie Mac turn into more and more of a caricature, as he gets more famous? * + And yet, why was I laughing at his one-liners? * + What are those fucking rings, and why would such low-level government workers have them? That's all I got right now. Oh, and one more thing: I think Lucy Liu is incredible-- but I hope she has better material in Kill Bill.