Provocative title, especially for this weblog... but, it doesn't have anything remotely to do with what you may be imagining. With "Presley":http://presley.suckahs.org/archives/002648.php busy studying for her final exams, I'm on my own for dinner. What to do? Grab the Powerbook, and head for the "Miracle":http://boston.citysearch.com/profile/4747734/cambridge_ma/miracle_of_science_bar_grill.html?cslink=roundup_name_noncust&ulink=roundup__roundupentity2-4_1__0_profile_5_1, of course. _Free wi-fi. Nice waitress. Beer._ This is all the Modern Urban Male needs. Why the silly entry title, then, you ask? Well, I'm getting to that. I sit down, turn on my Powerbook, and order my Grilled Chicken Salad (with the most delicious lime-cilantro dressing), a pint of Bass. When the waitress leaves, i look down, and my computer is asking me if I want to join the Wireless network "MiracleSex". Needless to say, if I had been taking a pull on my Bass, I would have spit it out onto the tabletop. Then I realized, I was sitting in the _Miracle of Science_, and was two doors down from "Middlesex":http://boston.citysearch.com/profile/41429514/cambridge_ma/middlesex_lounge.html?cslink=roundup_name_noncust&ulink=roundup__roundupentity1-2_1__0_profile_5_1, a new lounge opened up by the same owners. They share the same wi-fi connection, so why not call it "MiracleSex"? Hott. Oh, and in case you were wondering, I'm sitting in "Cambridge":http://www.boston-online.com/Neighboring_communities/Cambridge/Weblogs/index.html, the largest city in "Middlesex county":http://www.usgennet.org/usa/ma/state/middle/.